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Suddenly, Henry levitated them both to their feet. "I'm uh.. I'm not liking this host, Simon." He says with his rapidly flaring nostrils. "I don't like this it at al-- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As he screams his mighty song of "woo", Simon/Terry and Henry both fly around in a huge circle in the room, as if they were ragdolls. They slam onto counters and ruins people's meals and drinks and cease to give a damn in the process.

Afterward, they immediately slam to the floor in an awkward, crooked position. Terry starts crying profusely until his tear ducts run dry as he thinks about his father, while Henry proceeds to cry about, well, whatever the fuck he wants.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by hiimirony
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"Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Tiddy why didn't you warn me??? Aggggggghhhhhh it burns!" Gehena screamed in what would have sounded like agony if it weren't for the autotune as he burst through the door of the fire partially engulfed in flames.

The little robot ran around the room of 3 & 3/7 circles before collapsing on the floor in a burnt heap. Gehena rolled until the flames went out and laid there like he was going to die. "Tiddy why are you so mean?" For a few minutes the little contraption just laid there, but eventually a buzzing began to eminate from the janky destroyer. After 39 seconds what appeared to be a cloud of silver mites, or possibly gnats poured out of the toasted recycle-tron and began to seek out and consume any and all cardboard nearby. The swarm appeared to have enlarged itself by the time it finally made it back to Gehena.

After a minute or two Gehena stood up, miscolored in blotches, but otherwise ok. "Stupid Tiddy." He said childishly. Turning to face the first man in the room he saw (oblivious to the man with 2 noses), and said "Hi I am Gehena, your new annihalator friend, ok?" [ ° u ° ]
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Zachary Little
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Lolda picks them both up, and they decide to sit down. Terry is intoxicated, but Lolda can hold his liquor better. Partially and entirely because he's a fucking nose. He sees a magazine on the table they're at, and lifts it up to read an article.

It was about Sora and Riku having sex. It was gross.

Lolda closed the article, horrified.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Banannah
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Iyana walks into the inn soon after Terry to see utter chaos. Rick is next to a dead man and he is so nonchalant about it, Terry is drunk on the floor with an extra nose, and there is a little robot talking to this nose. She is so confused, again.
"Whattt the heck is going on here?" ask Iyana as she walks towards a chair. "Whatever it is I am prettty sure it is sinful."
As she sits down, her stomach growls with hunger. She thinks about getting food, but she decides she will wait until else eats before she does.
So she sits here waiting until something of importance happens, and dreaming of Mr. Right.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by HangYourSecrets
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Rick watched as everyone filed in, following after him. He hated them. Gazing around he noticed that the girl that had declared herself as Iyana was the only marginally sane one out of the group. Getting up, he sat at her table--taking his drink with him.

"Hey, so am I the only one that thinks this is insane?" Rick asked. He was hoping that maybe one of the other guys around would stop acting like a damn psychopath and come over to have a legitimate conversation. I mean, sure, Iyana seemed horny, but still...sane. Maybe if Rick slapped Rick enough he could get a coherent sentence out of him, too. God forbid the robot or the nose got near him.
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Her eyes widen as Rick Fine Ass sits down at her table.
Oh my gosh, she thinks, he looks even better up close. Breathe Iyana, breathe.
"Hey, so am I the only one that thinks this is insane?" he said.
She quickly composes herself.
"Uhh, no you're right this is totalllly insane," she replies a little dramatically "I mean just look around!!! There is a robot and a nose that BOTH seem intelligent enough to form a complete thought! Where I'm from that just isn't right."
Iyana realized she was just talking with her hands and that she was being a little over the top. She drops her hands down to her lap and looks down to avoid further embarrassment.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by hiimirony
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Gehena looked around cheerfully, even though nobody seemed to notice him, but he didnt notice that.

"Hi! I'm your new friend!" Gehena repeated absolutely obnoxiously charmingly. It ocurred to him that he had not scanned this room properly on account of the burning and what not , so he looked about. By rotating his primary sensor array 360 degrees and systematicly takinng in detail after detail. There is a dead hermaphrodite, a really strong person, a woman who seems to be attempting a phenomenon known as break dancing while staying seated, and and... scanning. Scanning. SCANNINGGGGG "Tiddy!" He took the hideous usb drive out and stuck it in his mouth.
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