"Alex Garey, dude." She hoped the man didn't notice the faint red lines her eyes seemed to give off, and, that they seemed fairly large. But then again, this was the man that gave the camp a generic name like 'Camp Improve'. "Glad to be at this camp." The last sentence was cringe worthy.

[i]What a fucking backwasher.[/i] She thought. [i]Wonder if his kids are like him. But I'm guessing he doesn't have any... Has to be a virg.[/i]