"Your parents are Christian pricks, too? I thought I was the only one who had bastards for parents." Effy said as she took to bottle of vodka back from Alex. Something told her that she was going to like this girl, even if they would only be friends for the short time they were at camp. "Anyway," she continued with another swig "I think my parents got tired of walking in on me with multiple men. So, they sent me away. To summer camp. I'm disappointed there are no ponies."