[quote=Plightz]
Write a book, I'll read it. Write one.
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[i] Wait till you see what I have in store for you. [/i]

[quote=Tokki]
I SEE FOOD PORN
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[i] *covers your eyes* Noo noo noo. Nothing to see here. [/i]

[quote=LowKey123]
Also nose bleeds. Forgot about the nose bleeds. She'd be nosebleeding so fucking hard.
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[i] At least then Evangeline would know you're human.
She'd probably take comfort in it. Start pointing at your nose bleed:
"I KNEW YOU WERE CAPABLE OF BODILY FUNCTIONS. 
I KNEW I HEARD YOU TOOT IN YOUR SLEEP."[/i]