80 is a heatwave where I come from because nobody has air conditioning in Washington for some reason. We just have a lot of trees and that's... about it, I think. We forget that summer is a thing that happens around this time, so we all pay for it.

Or at least I do. I don't know how many other people in this neighborhood are better prepared than me but I just shove a fan in the window at night and hope it isn't still somehow warm outside.