[quote=Ryu]
"Don't worry, my beauty, my sweet, my oh so lovely bride to be, come with me! I'll whisk you away to safety!"
*Years pass*
"Hey, Leifr, did I ever tell you I was a guy?"
*Insert Leifr spitting out liquid from his mouth here*
[/quote]

We then wonder how exactly it was that they had three children.