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There was a bee in the shower

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Giygas
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It was one of those small bees that like sweat. I swear it started coming for me and I punched it (not swatted it) into the line of water from the shower. It fell onto the floor and was consumed by the drain.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by HollywoodMole
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I love bees... I don't know why you would punch it...
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Only wasps sting without being provoked. You put yourself in more harm then you would've been by punching it.

Bees are friendly and cute and they hold up a large food chain (including humans!), bee kind to your insect friends.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Giygas
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I was in fight or flight mode.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Darog the Badger God
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I hope it stings you on the dick.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Giygas
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Darog the Badger God said
I hope it stings you on the dick.


That's what I was afraid of.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Sole
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BEEZ IN THE TRAP BEEZ BEEZ IN THE TRAP
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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Now it's death cries will alert all it's bee brethren, be ready when you step outside.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Dervish
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idlehands said
Now it's death cries will alert all it's bee brethren, be ready when you step outside.


Or it might turn into a Volkswagen Beatle.
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Dervish said
Or it might turn into a Volkswagen Beatle.

Your logic is unsound.
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Sole said
Your logic is unsound.


Shit. Pop culture conditioned typo.

Fuck it.

The bee is Ringo.
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Dervish said
Shit. Pop culture conditioned typo.Fuck it.The bee is Ringo.


xD
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