"Ah, well..." The sword-wielding student looked thoughtful, pondering how best to relay the answer to the health inspector. It was... An odd scenario, truth be told. Especially on the first day of a new school year. Granted, Abraham was fairly sure this was hardly a typical school year at the best of times. "Just after the introduction assembly yesterday, a man showed up. Actually, he tried to ask me where the Headmistress was. The janitor seemed to know something, and attacked him."

"The man identified himself as the school's first vice principal, I believe. He made a grandstanding speech and departed, leaving lava dragon golems to do some damage. Four of them, if I recall correctly. One was dismantled by Vice Principal Toaster, another by Tai Yang, a third by Ms. Deja, and the third by myself."

[i]Listing yourself last. I'm not sure if you're unintentional over-humble, or intentionally humble. Though it[/i] is [i]odd that the inspector can hear me.[/i]

"Does that answer your question, sir?"