Justice in the form of lemons?

Stone the kidnapper with melons? He does not deserve lemons.

Feed him melons until he dies? He does not deserve lemomelolelomemolelols.

Make grape juice with lemons?
Make lemon juice with grapes?

Have pedophile sex with a young lemon, leading to a confusing, morally ambiguous story about love, tragedy and morals?
Have lemon sex with a young pedophile, leading to a confusing, morally ambiguous story about love, tragedy and morals?