"When you go to the bathroom, and someone changes your pc background to tiled dicks, its disgusting. You don't want to see that. Same for vagina..

But a butt. Badabadabadabutt. Its such innocent vandalism, you can't get mad.

And sure, you can get some D, or some PUSSAY, but that's all included if you say:
Brah. Brah. I'm gettin some ass toniiiiiight!"