8D Speaking of hands...

Anon, you totally unleashed this. 

John: I think Lesley losing that hand just spontaneously triggered a category of standing jokes.
Pandahero: Imagine someone offering him a hand when he's about to fall to his death.
John: PUNPUNPUN
Pandahero: Welp, that right hand of his would have been handy.
John!: ALL THE PUNS
Pandahero: This is your fault, Avocado.
John: Can't Handle them.
Pandahero: xD PFFTTT, I gotta hand it to you, you're really good at this.
John: Let's stop now. I'm gonna cry.
Pandahero: 8D Blood and tears.
John: Got the tears. Go fetch the blood from someone else.
Kei-chan: Imma give you a hand of applause. 
Pandahero: PFT, we just need the blood now. Hands down, we're gonna complete this list!
Kei-chan: If someone loses a leg: I wonder what gift I should give (character).
Kei-chan: "Running shoes"

[b]Edit:[/b] My post tomorrow prolly won't be up till night time since I'll be gone for most of the day.