[quote=Aomine]
Looking at the Motocycle he was filled with disgust. "Primitive machine. It doesn't even have a cup holder. It doesn't even look like it can fly. What kind of vehicle can't fly? all of these peasants strolling around on the ground like the trash they are. I don't even feel like walking anymore". Lance held up a cup in the air and out of thin air a hose appeared filling his cup. Extending his pinky he sipped from the cup." No class trash." He began to levitate holding his cup in his hand and drinking away. He took one last look at the vehicle before smirking and continuing on about his business.
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Suddenly the Motorcycle changed shape into a giant robot in response to the insults.

"Who the fuck are you calling primitive you sugar saturated fleshsack?!" it shouted back while readying a weapon. 

 It was Sideways, Herald of Unicron and denizen of planet X. And he was not amused with this diabetic ass raining on his vacation.