[quote=Guy of Z]
Suddenly the Motorcycle changed shape into a giant robot in response to these insults."Who the fuck are you calling primitive you sugar saturated fleshsack?!" it shouted back while readying a weapon. It was Sideways, Herald of Unicron and denizen of planet X. And he was not amused with this diabetic ass raining on his vacation.
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"Ugh" Lance said spitting out his drink in disgust. "You have got to be the ugliest thing I've run into in my travels. Your mother must have been awfully disappointed when she gave birth to you. I'm guessing she never attended any of your parent teacher conferences or picked you up from school? I know I wouldn't want to claim anything as ugly as you.And that barbaric weapon, Tell me fool are you planning to cut my grass? or cut down some trees?" Lance stopped his insults in the middle with a startled look on his face. He looked back at the transformers and asked him "Perhaps you couldn't find any work? is that why you're trying to mug me? I know this place called Shanghai doesn't have many trees around. pffffft ahahahahahahahaha, isn't this pathetic? the fool probably lost his job and now he's trying to take my belongings? That's rich. Tell you what, since I'm feeling sorry about your desperate situation, I'll let you keep your life for today, but don't ever show your ugly face in front of me again"

Using the eye of Balor Lance proceeds to seemingly vanish into thin air leaving no trace of himself behind