Dear Skype,

All I ask is that you [i]work[/i]. I don't demand any features you don't theoretically offer, I won't complain about any of the stupid aspects of your design, nothing. All I ask is that you don't crash all the time, don't force me to reboot my computer 2-4 times just to get you to work, and don't require a complete un- and re-install every month. Just let me talk to my friends.

These are my demands. I'm a reasonable man. You can sleep on it. But if you don't reply by tomorrow, I'm murdering Outlook in revenge.

Yours,
Halo