[quote=Geist]
 Zachary Smith is a warrant officer from the military police! (warrant officer is technically the 14th rank in the military) and he has no real experience with titans!!!! :D I just thought that it would be fun to put that out.
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That would be hilarious. ;D I'd like to place my +1 for this suggestion.

(edit) Also, I'm leaving in about 30 mins so I'll put up a post at least 2 hours from now.