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And if that's the case...how many witches are lesbians, generally?
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There not lesbians. Obviously half of them are 

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hermaphrodites, or the apparent hentai equivalent of which I will not mention said word for that here to keep those whose minds haven't been poisoned by knowing of its existence untainted by it. 
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Still, seeing a confession scene where one witch says "I am in lesbians with you" would be interesting. 

Also, I have another cookie for the first person who notices a certain something about sentence above. This one will also be 100% real. Also after my shower (no peeping) I will work on my post.