[center]"You heard rite! Free indeed!" Declared Sin, producing another hefty menu from out of nowhere and placing in the dragon man's lap. "Help yourself to anything but the book! It's high in calories and bad for your figure." A light chuckle escaped the mad man as he was suddenly standing behind the bar. How he moved so quickly and without being seen was an anomaly in and of it self. But it didn't help that dishes mysteriously began floating around in the kitchen, and food had begun being prepared, with no clear sign of a cook. "Let me know of whatever you like and it shall be yours." 

Like clockwork, several plates and platters floated out with three boars and one hog, all roasted in different ways, all delectable and delicious in aroma. Following behind them came a train of saucers with thin slices of different flavored cake from across time and space. They looped out of one window, rotating across the counter of the bar just a foot or two in the air, and back into another window. Being far too many flavors to present at once, the display worked like a conveyor belt, showing off the variety of cakes...and what could loosely be considered cakes. Some were made of the strangest ingredients. Others squirmed slightly. The bulk of them were relatively normal however, being a smorgasbord of chocolates, vanillas, and fruits.

"Here you go sir! Just as you requested! Though I must admit, pork and sweets are quite the combination. I would hate to see you get a stomach ache." An exaggerated frown made up Sin's face before he was suddenly standing at the side of the room in a atypical nurses outfit holding a small pink bottle. "But for those bloated, uncomfortable stomach problems, we have strawberry pepto!" spoke the strange man in a top hat, trying his hardest to sound female, and failing horribly at it. The image wasn't there for too long however as Sin was back at the bar, his hands clasped as empty mugs levitated toward the back. Looking down, Sin gave the child a wide smile. "Aaaand what can I do for you little...uh...friend?"[/center]