[quote=solamelike]
China should know they will probably not get anywhere near US lands before the ships are destroyed....
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"Sir, enemy vessels incoming!"
*Hysterical laughing*
"Launch a few V-4s! That'll get rid of the fleet in a few minutes!"
"Yes Sir!"
*More laughing as they watch the Chinese fleet being completely and utterly decimated*
"Tell the fleet at Japan to nuke the Chinese."

And that's the story of how Chinese rice became a completely unavailable commodity.

[quote=Shoopthewoop]
Somehow I think ninjapenguin wants a world war
[/quote]

It'll be a short one, on the bright side, I get to make references to a roleplay that nobody here has ever heard of! Commencing references in 3... 2... 1...
"BLITHERING MALKRANTIAN TWATS!"
"OH MY HUMANITY, IT'S MALKRANTIAN!"
"FOR KEPLER!"
"By Sirius, the myths are true!"
"If the people involved in the Manhattan project were sons of bitches, then everyone should be ashamed to be the same species as us."
"My God, where's South Africa?"
"The only weapon that can get through their gene modded skin is the NEURAL DISRUPTOR!"
"He's ghosted!"

"Is there an Antarctican made garbage disposal on this station?"
"Yes... why?"
"TO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!"

"I'm not Scotty, don't beam me up"
"GET IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!"