Well, it's that time again folks, another rage-fueled indignant rant about things I don't like. Today's topic? Naughty Dog, or rather what they have become.

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It seems like every time Naughty Dog rears its fucking head I have to vomit nowadays.

What did they used to do? Cool shit. Crash bandicoot and Jak and Daxter.

What do they do now? Motherfucking counterfeit indiana jones (we don't speak of the crystal skull) and mushroom zombies.

At least insomniac still gives a fuck about Ratchet and Clank. I mean, they make other stuff too (Fuse sucked. It should have stayed Overstrike. Resistance was alright, sunset overdrive looks pimp so far) but they still care.

What do I get from Naughty Dog? a precursor orb in Uncharted, a shitty new Jak game by fucking high impact, and MOTHERFUCKING Ellie bashing Jak X: combat racing. 'Shooting cars? That game's stupid.' NO FUCK YOU THAT'S AWESOME.

Now all I have is Playstation All-Stars... at least it's nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is. I can even have Jak punch the shit out of DmC Dante.

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