David charged rashly into the tall grass after his [s]prey[/s] soon-to-be best friend. He quickly found that the creature had circled around and snuck up on his pursuer from behind. "Very discreet. I admire your technique!" quipped David. Luckily his pants were firmly lifted. Nothing was getting the better of him this day. David pulled a crazy-ass wu-tang move and tripped the creature just as it was about to strike. Placing his boot firmly on the monster's crotch-area, he had the opportunity to better inspect his foe. It was a meaty slab wrapped in a breaded exterior, complete with pickles and cheese. It was basically an overgrown cheeseburger, with angry little eyes on top. It also sported large muscular arms attached to the lower bun area. Although try as it might, it could not remove the mighty foot that was crushing down on it's nether region. "Aha! My first catch! And what a specimen you are! There is only one fitting name for a creature such as you!" David quickly typed "Cheeseburgasaur" into his pokedex. "As for you personally, I shall name you Alex, and we shall henceforth be bros!" He then right-hooked a pokeball into the face of his captive and captured it.