In Earth 616, the Avengers are alive and well, SHIELD still has a department to fight Godzilla, and there is a series about the feud of a trucker and a man who sold his soul to the devil to become the best trucker ever. These are events that are easily within my suspension of disbelief because the Marvel Universe is a glorious, insane place.

In Earth-Ultron-Fanfiction, your events happened. They are ridiculous.