[quote=RPGSlime]
Just... please, keep me away from the level 1 sword-wielding children looking for easy EXP, 'kay? They scare me.
[/quote]

Don't worry, I'll protect you!
[b]Pulls out tiny needle[/b]
Wait a minute, is that... *suspicious* Holy shizmuffins, it's a whole herd of them! RUN!!!
[b]Throws away the needle and runs away screaming[/b]
Sorry, but you're on your own now, buddy!