And on the return trip:

"What do you think happened?"

"Maybe they thought we were sand mirage?"

"No no no. That can't be it."

"...Guys... We actually aren't that strong."

"I'M STRONG!!! HERE!!! LET ME PICK UP THIS HEAVY CARGO ITEM!!!" *trys to pick it up; can't* "FUCK IT LET'S GO BACK!!!"

"We already are?"

"TO OUR COLONY!"

"Damn it! Go home, Captain!! Your drunk!"

EDIT: I only say Byrd's. Ninja'd