*Three Word Story
I am pretty sure that you've seen this before. Each poster adds to the story with only three words.

Ex:
OP: There once was
P1: a fat cow
P2: who needed to
Ect.

I only have [s]one[/s]two rules (besides only three words): two others need to post before you can post again. Your post must make sense with the previous post.

Story:
The narrator once saw their mother playing football, and then suddenly jumped into the gutter after losing her mind.
(Will work on once back from vacation.)

Now let's begin:

I once saw

(Ignore Aza and Wayne.)