Richard: I do believe its safe Griff.

Mal:

Well... may~beeee....

CW: Yes... Mal is a human vibrator. He knows this... at least 15 ladies also know this... But it's not just mindless sex he's after. He's after a heart-to-heart relationship. Someone who loves him for him. Not his... "good" vibrations.

Tobias: (thinking) hmmm...
Sable: what's the matter? still bummed about Dani?
Tobias: What? no! i just feel like we're missing a few people.
Sable: whadaya mean?
Tobias: didn't there used to be a fishwoman, Chainman, and half-giant here.
Sable: oh yeah... i wouldn't worry about it to much. they'll turn up eventually.
Tobias: hope so.

Natsu stirs stretching wincing a bit sore. Her nose scrunched up in thought. She hadn't been that drunk before. She looked at Sammy, and some snippets of what happened, played in her head out of order. "Wait...did...?"
Lo: Yup -pops the 'p'-
Natsu: Did we...?
LO: I dunno.
Natsu: Can we...?
Lo: Hmm. That is a problem isn't it...
Random Voice: How is it you know what Natsu is asking?
Lo: I created her. Thus I know her thoughts. -sigh- Mal...you made a mess....clean it up...Now . God darling... Because it will prove to be problematic probably if not.

ladyonyx04 said
do you think that the two lovebirds did use protection?
Because it will prove to be problematic probably if not.

Sable: i have a way to find out. (reaches into pocket and pulls out a pokeball and releases the pokemon inside, a gardevoir) Hello Emilia. i hate to ask this of you, but could you read the memories of that girl over there. (points to Natsu) we want to make sure that her and her partner were using a contraceptive. (Emilia nods and walks over to Natsu) there, we should have our answer in a few minutes.
Tobias: in that case, i'll try to calm Sammy down a bit (goes and picks up Sammy who is still beat red and passed out) he might remember some of what happened. (takes Sammy to another room)

Natsu: uhh can he..?
Lo: He's god here Natsu. Course he can. -shrug- just sit still and let the Pokémon do her job.
Natsu: -does her best to sit still but still managed to squirm a bit-
Lo: here -magic dust and Natsu is clothed-
Natsu: how..?
Lo: *whisper* The Goblin King taught me

CW: OOOH!! Can we put a "Baby on Board" sign on the back of the ship?
Dani: Bitch better not be a Prego. I don't want some annoying little twerp on board.

ladyonyx04 said
-sigh- Mal...you made a mess....clean it up... . God darling... Because it will prove to be problematic probably if not.

Hmmmm... No. I will let my namesake do that. The current King of the Realm of Edenia
*Inter-Dimensional Portal opens, and a man in dark robes with a hood on steps out*
Malachi Edenia: So... let me get this straight... you want me. Malachi Edenia. King of the Realm of Edenia, Son of Former Princess Aurelia, Cousin to Former Princess Kitana, Nephew of Former Queen Sindel, and Husband to Queen Jade... to use my Royal Edenian Magic of Void... to clean up blood?
Mal: Yes.
ME: ... ... ... -Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh- *Entire right sleeve is suddenly sucked into an arm blacker than midnight* You sound like my wife. *Places Void hand on blood puddles. Arm pulses and the blood and brain goop is instantly sucked up, along with the body with a sickening CRUNCH* Done. Later.
Mal: Bye Bye, Namesake.
ME: Whatever. *Enters Inter-Dimensional Portal back to the Mortal Kombat Dimension*
Mal: ... .... .... .... ... He's so cool.

ladyonyx04 said
Lo: *whisper* The Goblin King taught me

CW: ~DOWN IN THE DEEP OF GOBLIN TOWN!!!!~

IT: Wait, we can bring in our characters from other things?
Leonard: It would seem that way.
IT: ...So uh, when are you going to take the maid costume off again?
Leonard: ...I...cannot find my cloak.
Toridus: *running around with Leonard's cloak strapped around his neck* Dunanananananananana naaaaaaaaaaa

Tobias: (walk in with Sammy next to him, both fully clothed) we're back! how's your plan going?
Sable: good, Emilia's almost done. (looks over Sammy who is still blushing and looking at the floor) Does he remember anything?
Tobias: He does but h won't say what.
Sable: perfect.
Emilia finishes her scan of Natsu, stands up, bows her head, and walk back to Sable.
Sable: any luck?
Emilia place her hand on Sable's forehead, speaking to him telepathically.
Sable:... oh, i see. so i guess we have no choice. Return for now Emilia.
Tobias:...so?
Sable: hm? oh right. Emilia couldn't read Natsu's memories clearly.
Tobias: What!? Why?!
Sable: it has to do with her sub-conscious. Emilia didn't explain the details.
Tobias: okay... so why doesn't she just scan Sammy?
Sable: She can't read anyone who isn't willing.
Tobias: oh. so that means-
Sable: Sammy has to tell us what happened.

CW: ... ... ... ... Oh, My.... *Grabs popcorn*

Natsu: -scratches head- yeah sorry. Traumatic things happened when I was wee little and lazy-ass "saved you from the scum of this planet. You were naught but a babe" -impersonating Lazarus-
Lo: -sigh- why you call him that?
Natsu: Cause like Garp he couldn't raise a kid if he was the last responsible adult on the planet and didn't have much time to 'oversee' my growing up.
Lo: ah. -claps for CW- it was either that or the Labyrinth one...

Richard: *try's to stand up but falls over* Leo I forgot to how are my wounds doing?

ladyonyx04 said
Lo: ah. -claps for CW- it was either that or the Labyrinth one...

CW: BOWIE BULGE!!!!




You know what... that's still down in the deep of "Goblin Town"... ... Bow Chicka Honk Honk!!

ladyonyx04 said
Natsu: -scratches head- yeah sorry. Traumatic things happened when I was wee little and lazy-ass "saved you from the scum of this planet. You were naught but a babe" -impersonating Lazarus-

Mal: ~I know Natsu's secret. I know Natsu's secret~

CW: *Shoots Mal in the head* NO!
...
...
... No you do not.

Mal: *Twitches as hole patches itself up, Wolverine-Style. Then rises to feet with glazed look in eyes* (Read this in Borg voice) No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I...
CW: Huh... think I broke him.
Mal: ... not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not. No I do not....
Dani: .... ... ... .. ... ... .... ... .... So what's Natsu's secret?
CW: *Cocks gun*

Sable: ...right. now then. (walks up to Sammy and puts his hands on his shoulders) Sammy, i know it's gonna be hard, but i need to know if you used protection when you were with Natsu or not.
Sammy: p-protection?
Sable: ya know... put something on your... thing.
Sammy: umm... maybe?
Sable: (grabs Sammys shirt) EXPLAIN. NOW.
Sammy: W-w-w-well Natsu did put something o-on my thing before we did it but i didn't know what it was!
Sable: was it made of rubber?
Sammy: y-yeah. yeah it was.
Sable: *sigh* okay that's good. it's okay everyone! Natsu is most likely not pregnant!
Tobias: most likely?

eemmtt said
Richard: *try's to stand up but falls over* Leo I forgot to how are my wounds doing?

Leo: Oh, uh, I'm not sure...we were all drunk and passed out for two days. But, considering that you fought someone as strong as Tobias and lived, and kinda just sat there for two days, most of the bones in your body should be shattered and broken, your jaw will need to be wired back into place, some internal bleeding is likely, and you might have a minor case of severe brain damage.
IT: So, basically, you'd be dead if this were canon.
Leo: Exactly.

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: .... ... ... .. ... ... .... ... .... So what's Natsu's secret?
CW: *Cocks gun*

IT: Her secret is that she actually slept with 2chains.
Sokolov: What a twist!
IT: Why aren't you slapping the shit out of Toridus to get him to shut up and sit down? Leonard needs his dignity back.
Sokolov: Commander is in happy place.
Toridus: *crab walking in the background*

Lo: -laughs- CW never change.
Natsu: What is my secret?
Lo: Hmmm....how to put this...Never, Not in a million years, Absolutely not, No way Jose, No chance Lance, Niet, Negatory, Mmh-mmh, Nah-ah, Uh-uh, and of course my personal favorite of all time, "Man falling off of a cliff." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo....ppfftt I can't tell you.
Natsu: Why not?
Lo: Cause CW has a gun.
Natsu: Have a Chicago moment.
Lo: how can we both reach for the gun if she already has it?
Natsu: good point. -grins-
Lo: Natsu behave! or do I have to make you?
Natsu: you can't blame me for wanting a repeat especially as I was drunk. I'd like to actually remember it next time thank you. But I'll behave. I'm still sore after all.
Lo: good girl. -poofs her a bed to lay on for the floor of the cage couldn't be comfortable-

Natsu: I think Sammy might have a fettish for me being a prisoner. -giggles-
Lo: you made that up.
Natsu: -cat in the creme grin- did I?

CW: Don't worry everyone. Natsu's secret will come out in time. Eventually. If we ever progress the RP far.

Phill: is she,*soap opera music* DANIS SISTER!!!!

phillmyster said
Phill: is she,*soap opera music* DANIS SISTER!!!!

CW: Uh... No. Although, that's clever. I don't know if I want to bring in Rosaria or not. I mean it IS Dani's original and true motivation. If she could only have one thing in the world, it would be her sister back. Hell, she would even give up all her fame and fortune for little Rose back. Hell, all of Bloody Evolution would give their lives for Dani to be reunited with Rose. But I don't know if I want to do that. Hmmmm.... I have to think.

Dani: Oh, please. I would NEVER give up my money for anything.

Mal: *Sniff, sniff* Oh, Dani. I had no idea your sister was missing. T-T Your quest is full of Justice!! Must I keep you from it!!

Dani: Shut up.