COGM!
COGM!
DOES WHATEVER A GM CAN,
SPINS A RP, ANY SIZE
CATCHES RULE BREAKERS, LIKE FLIES
WATCH OUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
HERE COMES THE COGM!

Is he OP?
Listen bud
He's got...Something,
Can he swing, from a thing?
Look overhead,
Hey there! There goes the COGM.

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