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Cale Tucker said
I apologize for wanting my people safe, Flooby. Apparently that is a crime.


You're actually one of the nicest lords in all of Lundland. Which is the same as saying you're the least deadly wolf in a pack of vicious Siberian huskys, but still!

I can't say anything in the public OOC without revealing your private actions, but while you've been exercising kind and generous rulership, throwing food and money around like candy in acts of charity is considered by some to be spendthrifty.

In other words, this is how I see Lord Solterra:



I say all this without a hint of seriousness. Any way you run your kingdom is a good way to run your kingdom to me. I just like to watch this big mess that is Lundland. <3
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I have only made one frivolous purchase!


Because you're presumably already sending out the invitations, there's nothing to reveal, so I'll have my fun and discuss this.

Consider: the average peasant family lives off of 3 bullis a year. 3. Since the average peasant will live to be 60, this means they will have made 132 bullis from the time they've moved out and become independent, to the day they die.

Even in accounting for agricultural and economic advances [ new techniques, new tools, the potential invention of machinery ], if these peasants never really rise in socio-economic status, it would take them and their descendants eight centuries to make a sum close to what the Lord of their ancestor spent on a wedding over the course of a week. Their family line is more likely to go extinct than it is to collectively accrue a sum of wealth as great as you have just spent. People will ride on steamcycles, and wars will be fought with clockwork robots before their descendent will have ever achieved having the sum of money that you have just blown on this wedding centuries ago.

But then, it was only 'one frivolous purchase,' wasn't it? Nothing to fret about.
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Frankly a minor one. Not even 5% of my budget.
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So Boerd said
Frankly a minor one. Not even 5% of my budget.


Not sure if comedically failing to address point being made, or actually missing point. . .
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You're actually one of the nicest lords in all of Lundland. Which is the same as saying you're the least deadly wolf in a pack of vicious Siberian huskys, but still! I can't say anything in the public OOC without revealing your private actions, but while you've been exercising kind and generous rulership, throwing food and money around like candy in acts of charity is considered by some to be spendthrifty.In other words, this is how I see Lord Solterra:I say all this without a hint of seriousness. Any way you run your kingdom is a good way to run your kingdom to me. I just like to watch this big mess that is Lundland. <3


Heheh he he he ha ha h he he he ha ha ha he he he he ha ha ha he ha he

I fucking love you FLooby, I fucking love you, I love you so much. But don't spoil how I'm going to conquer this land. I will win Lundland with all the morality, ALL OF THEM.

I must keep this picture.

P.S. - I'm not spend thrifty, but if I'm going to be rich every year, I might as well use it on something. My wealth will be in my people and my strong ass defense. Because ALL THE FUCKING DEFENSE, FUCK YEAH.

P.S.S. - Flooby, I demand my Nation sheet in the OOC be updated. You'll find the update in the original post of my kingdom. (The link to it is obviously in my signature)
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Heheh he he he ha ha h he he he ha ha ha he he he he ha ha ha he ha heI fucking love you FLooby, I fucking love you, I love you so much. But don't spoil how I'm going to conquer this land. I will win Lundland with all the morality, ALL OF THEM.I must keep this picture.


And I love how everything you say sounds like a death threat from an asylum patient.

"Flooby, thanks FOR THE CAKE. It was very NICE of you to go through ALL THE TROUBLE to bake it!"

"Aw gee, anytime, Cale!"

EDIT: Must have missed it, editing it now.

EDIT, The REDUX: Whatcha 'talkin about? Your sheet's got the updated treasury, crop stockpile, and buildings.

EDIT, The REBIRTH: Ooohhh, gotcha.

EDIT, The RESSURECTION: Done! I must say, the portrait has an uncanny likeness. Also, your Lord is certainly the most security-concious as well. You're like that one wolf in the pack that tears the throats out of bears, but lets the little squirrels hide in his trap-rigged bear cave [ which he stole from a bear ] during the winter.

To accompany the portrait:

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Flooby Badoop said
And I love how everything you say sounds like a death threat from an asylum patient."Flooby, thanks . It was very of you to go through to bake it!""Aw gee, anytime, Cale!"EDIT: Must have missed it, editing it now.EDIT, The REDUX: Whatcha 'talkin about? Your sheet's got the updated treasury, crop stockpile, and buildings.EDIT, The REBIRTH: Ooohhh, gotcha.EDIT, The RESSURECTION: Done! I must say, the portrait has an uncanny likeness. Also, your Lord is certainly the most security-concious as well. You're like that one wolf in the pack that tears the throats out of bears, but lets the little squirrels hide in his trap-rigged bear cave [ which he stole from a bear ] during the winter.


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But in all honesty, yeah. my people love me like that in the video, and I don't force the love. I give them a home, and ask that they defend it and their families. I have also made a castle that is free from any calls to war from me, where people can go to and live without fear of any possible drafts, slaving, wars, etc. -- As long as I keep in power, that is.
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Are y'all high?

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I don't smoke, chew, shoot, drink, anything, but I am fun at parties.
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Flooby Badoop said
Not sure if comedically failing to address point being made, or actually missing point. . .


Dismissing it.
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Cale Tucker said
I don't smoke, chew, shoot, drink, anything, but I am fun at parties.


It was a joke ;) I was referring to the fact that I had absolutely no comprehension of the last ten to twelve posts
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I was just bein silly dude.
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FortunesFaded said
It was a joke ;) I was referring to the fact that I had absolutely no comprehension of the last ten to twelve posts


It's just what happens when my pills wear off. Please, ignore the stupid.
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Finally, the Overlord's sheet is here, updated for the current season. The Church sheet will arrive tomorrow.

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I have a shit ton of suspicions about Lord Solterra, fucking Littlefinger
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I have a shit ton of suspicions about Lord Solterra, fucking Littlefinger


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Church sheet needed more wor than previously thought, so you're moe likely to see it tomorrow morning/afternoon.
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Flooby thats funny, who's little finger, and Sadko... I promise I have no intention of killing anyone. To be King/Overlord? Would be nice, but right now I'd rather just survive the chaos
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I also believe I may have just ended any suspicions that Sadko had for me. We'll just have to see
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Cale Tucker said
Flooby thats funny, who's little finger, and Sadko... I promise I have no intention of killing anyone. To be King/Overlord? Would be nice, but right now I'd rather just survive the chaos


Don't worry 'bout it. ;)

Also, fine poast there Biki, if'n I do say so myself. I do like the attention paid to Lady Fiona's distraught.

*tut tut*
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