[quote=The book of bad juju]
Made a script for all the jokes i'll be performing. Feel free to boo them to hell and back.http://pastebin.com/fZkitVc5Disfrutez
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Firstly: I appreciated the homeopaths joke if only a little bit. But if you were aiming for horrible comedy I think you got it down. XD 
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Second: You know I really want Kyle and Isamu to sing [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuR5YMyfeNI]If You Were Gay [/url] from Avenue Q but sadly I know it will never happen.
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Thirdly: Ueda will not be participating in the talent show because he has other arrangements in the same area as everyone else that you will all figure out soon. But I will be giving you a hint the Google Doc title it is saved under is titled. "The Shit Ueda Does To Pay Back His Drug Dealer"