[I][u]Mr Joe Black[/I][/u]

"Fuck me, no one cares about your chaos magic!" Joe threw his arms into the air in exasperation. "This is like the twentieth time in ten minutes you've bragged about you 'chaos magic', but I'm starting to think it just means 'of no fucking use whatsoever magic'." Even for a mage this one was full of himself. Arrogant and ugly, not a good combination. Thankfully fishbowl head decided to leave without forcing anymore of his crazy bullshit down Joe's throat. 

The zombie took another long drag of his smoke and watched MC charge Ghost with a detached boredom. Of Couse instead of the usual fireworks a powerful mage should be able to conjure all Gandalf the crazy did was cover Casper with spiders. Even if it was a joke spell, it was still shit. "Christ, so useless. . . " Joe muttered under his breath as MC flew headfirst at the magical ward, just to bounce of into space. 

[b]"I AM SALVATION, SMITER OF GODS ENEMIES AND YOUR DEATH, SATAN MINION!"[/b]

"What the hell?" Joe was used to religious nutjobs losing their shit around him, it was something you just had to get used to when you looked like an extra in a Romero movie. Still, he didn't quite expect it when he was on League business. He spun towards the direction of the voice, just to catch sight of the smiter of God's enemies charging at him with a sword. The rapier made a soft squelching sound as it sank into Joe's chest. Mr Black dipped his rayban's a little as he looked at Salvation with genuine surprise. 

He took another slow drag, the marlboro near smoked down to the butt now. He held the smoke in, all the while glaring at Salvation, who's rapier blade was still lodged in Joe's chest. Then, with a glacier like lack of haste he exhaled the smoke in the religious nut's face. By this point a few of the officers from the police cordon around Maroni's had turned, pointing at the strange scene unfolding in front of them. 

"I GOT ONE, HE WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE AND I, JOE BLACK, LONGTIME ACCOMPLICE OF DESTINY AND RECENTLY ELEVATED LEAGUE MEMBER, GOT HIM. HOWEVER HE STABBED ME WHILE I TRIED TO APPREHEND HIM, AND NOW WE ARE AT A STALEMATE. I SUGGEST ANY AND ALL AVAILABLE LAW OFFICERS INTERVENE, AND I RECOMMEND USING LETHAL FORCE!" Joe began to yell to the cops, gesturing wildly at Salvation and the rapier lodged in his chest.