Btw, this isn't off topic. I'm not interested in comparing e-peen sizes over something trivial. I know writing massive posts to debate the merits of shit nobody really cares about is a favorite of yours, but I am not biting, even if you immediately lead off with bait like "what if the internet stopped working?"

Seriously? [I]Really?[/I] 

If someone can't find anything to amuse themselves with, with or without a glowing screen, simply aren't trying hard enough. End discussion. Have fun debating with yourself over the implicit horrors if books all simultaneously combusted, if televisions and video game systems melted, if your phone lines all died so you couldn't call someone, or if your neighborhood became a smoking war zone that keeps you from going outside, or any other fantastic "what if" scenario you feel like conjuring. 

What if I didn't get sucked into your attempt at derpbate? [I]How will you entertain yourself?[/I]