Doivid and his food smut. 

[quote=Jorick]
Because just simply outlining the concept would be met with denials, whereas going in detail with it might be enough to show him the truth of the matter.[/quote]

I'm imagining Gwazi furiously typing up a huge response full of direct quotes from yours and Dervish's replies. Despite the fact you're pretty much spot on why we don't like him playing in our sandbox.