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[b][u]Phillis Circus: Funhouse[/u][/b]

“Ouch, ow, ouch!” Eric screamed as he was sent jostled from his feet and cracking against the floor of the barrel shaped corridor as it swayed too and fro, his body knocked unceremoniously to the ground from Moira’s own spill. Syed had crossed before them and helped to avoid such a nasty fall, and Xandra too did a quick, lithe hop over the pair just in time. Moira’s expletives and Eric’s painful wallows continued for some time until Moira was able to be rolled out back onto solid ground.

“Stupid piece of fucking shit trash…” Moira mumbled and cursed as she dusted herself off, walking off in a foul mood and frightening other customers as she stomped off. Eric behind nursed a bruised cheek and swollen eye with a small sob. 

“Oh, piss and bollocks,” Moira shook her head as she and the other three reached the funhouses maze, littered with a bevy of stairs ascending and descending to the funhouse’s multitude of floors, all accompanied with walls of disorienting mirrors and brightly painted walls. “They’re just trying to fucking piss me off, aren’t they?”

“Relax,” Xandra smiled. “If we keep calm and carry on, we’ll be able to get through without a problem. Eric sent his niece might be in here, so if we search extremely carefully then we might be able to find her-”

“BALTIIIII~~~!!!”

Too late. Eric had already raced off, taking down a flight of steps and disappearing behind a corner as he woefully searched for his niece. His screams seemed to echo and shift all about the bewildered Moira, Syed and Xandra, becoming louder and quieter, emanating from their to right, above and below. The useless sod had already obviously gotten himself lost. 

“…he seems to remind me of a certain someone…” Moira frowned, although she couldn’t remember what his name was.

“Baltiiii!!” Eric continued to scream. “I’m here to rescue youuuuu-AGHH!!” 

Eric suddenly felt backwards onto his rear after slamming his whole body and face roughly into one of the maze’s solid walls- this one having been trickily painted to look like an extension of the corridor itself. The funhouse was a devious ride indeed.