Waaaah! Sorry, off to read IC! We're demolishing what the idiot previous owner did to our basement. Ugh.

FOLLOW UP EDIT

Ooooh. I feel like I could totally have Auguste piggyback on what you wrote, Leo. "Ethics of Magic" is absolutely his playing field. I don't, however, want to take away the queue I created just yet.

Ideas anyone? I don't want to be rude, you know?