[quote=Zane620]
Well I'm sure you might think of something.I can see it now

Shadow: I love Akemi with allll my heart, I might even kill someone if they say hi to her.

Midori: Yeah pretty much.
[/quote]

Pfffft.

Yeah, uh... pretty much is a good way to put that.

... Though to be fair, I do have some ideas following along the "Shadows are exaggerated and distorted" logic I remember hearing.