Ah, but guys, you are [i]clearly[/i] missing the solution. Obviously, the second Doublade would be the half of Cal that's already been driven to madness. Further evolution is impossible until he accepts that the world is a messed up, nonsense place.

Personally, I'd rather not stress myself out too much over post length. Also, despite what Ampharos said earlier, introductions are great opportunities for long posts, anyway. The fact that everyone just transformed into a Pokémon and has no idea what happened just adds more fodder.