"As for current information on these guys. I have the greatest information ever... HOWEVER, I can not reveal any of that information, because it would literally cause your brain to melt from your ears, as if you saw the Ark of the Covenant!" [i]My ingenious lie is sure to fool them.[/i] Ash thought to himself in a very clever manner.

"However!" Ash dramatically raised his metallic hand into the air as he clenched it, "In order to get information that your minds can handle, we must head out, and search for clues. ... WE NEED A MYSTERY MACHINE! Does anyone have an ascot?"