[quote=Genkai]
Oh darn, I thought Palindromatic did. Darn. I did go check. >___>Guys hurry up! *wiggles*
[/quote]

Scratch my name from that list. Let me know if the swearing is too much, by the way. 

 I like the idea of something mild as an introduction. Or maybe go the complete opposite and just "BAM! Sixty-foot turtle-things carrying robot villages on their backs going to war with a planet-sized sky jellyfish".