[quote=Palindromatic]
Scratch my name from that list. Let me know if the swearing is too much, by the way. 

I like the idea of something mild as an introduction. Or maybe go the complete opposite and just "BAM! Sixty-foot turtle-things carrying robot villages on their backs going to war with a planet-sized sky jellyfish".
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Awesome!

Oh no, someone get those angry turtle things a snickers cause damn, they're not themselves when they're hungry.