[quote=Kaga]
It's probably none of my business, but since I'm pretty sure you're not female I'm dreadfully curious as to how you got blood stains on your pants.
[/quote]

I work at Home Depot on the freight crew. I'm surrounded by [s]the most fantastical pieces of evidence for post-abortions that the immigration system has ever delivered unto my doorstep[/s] the mentally challenged. Now take these people who have the mental capacity of [s]fucking retards[/s] six year olds and put them in a place full of sharp, heavy objects, and machinery that if used incorrectly, easily results in user injury or, rarely, user [b]death[/b].

I deal with bloody people at least once a week at this point. If we had a "free of workplace accidents" sign, we'd be lucky to hit one month without some fuckit handling a pipe incorrectly without gloves and slicing open his hand. It's rarely anything we need to call an ambulance for, but it's often enough to at least spread a little blood around. I'm one of the only properly first aid trained people there so I'm often the first one there to calm the poor, non-brain-functioning man-child down, and give him a bandage for his overly sized boo boo. :hehe

Yesterday it was somebody who somehow, miraculously, thought it was a good idea to climb up an unsecured ladder carrying an eighty pound object called "box filled with boxes'o'nails." Then became surprised when he inevitable fell down, and a couple of the boxes burst open.

Delicious.