[quote=GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow]
It's even better; it's a calculator smoking a cigarette.Absolutely flawless.
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Calculator I suppose you used to get the old ones with beads, but they wouldn't have batteries. No idea about cigarettes.

In other news, North Eastern mountains are a bad idea. The Vocator sanctuary is there and if you tried to live near them with relics you wouldn't last long.