Old as dirt yet hot as...? ;p

Anyhow..

Name: Alexander
Age: Older than dirt
Appearance: [img=http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk4lj0G3wf1qi53bco1_400.jpg]
 [img=http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/karl_urban_02.jpg]

So... are you gonna start it off or should I?

...also~

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