"... A-ah... wh-wha..."

Miranda had tried to greet everyone... and then, suddenly, there was a girl's face... in... in her chest... she was back on the ground... and face in her chest... The girl's cheeks reddened deeply and she sat in mute embarrassment as the other girl withdrew and apologized, offering her a hand to help her up. Miranda took it, getting to her feet and continuing to blush deeply. She'd... just planted her face directly into her chest... it was so embarrassing! Miranda shook her head, trying to regain her senses, and then realized that someone had jumped onto her cookies.

"... A-ah! You... um, those are... well... you can have two if you like but... they're... er... for... everyone..." Miranda looked around. She didn't know if anyone here would really want fresh chocolate chip cookies. And she was still so embarrassed after that fall... well... maybe she should try introducing herself instead! That might help... and also might distract from the incredibly awkward and embarrassing moment that had just occurred.

"Um... my name is Miranda," she began, trying to sound as calm as she could, "... Since... er, we're all here... we should know names..."