Dotcom - I would have to argue with you on said point of being "uncool", an alternative term for "not cool". You see, you are "Dotcom" not "Notcom" If you were "Notcom" then you would be "Notcool" by way of not being "Dotcom". That is obviously not the case as I have already addressed you by "Dotcom." Q.E.D. Thus, since you are not "Notcom" and therefore not "Notcool" then you must be "Dotcom" and therefore "Dotcool."
By now, I have either confused you, put a smile on your face, and/or convinced you that, yes, indeed, I did fail Logic & Philosophy. The latter should not surprise anyone who is aware of the fact that I learned most of what I know of Philosophy not from the classroom but from Monty Python.