@Dervish:

Now for the truth about me. I'm actually a sentient blob of bird shit that has come to convert humanity to the truths of the Church of Chocolate Squirrels.

@Azarthes:

Fair dinkum. There's always going to be places and situations where something isn't appropriate, and times and places where they would be.

@Rare/Kaga:

Thank you both very kindly. :wub