"OH, right!" redwood remembered that he looked really normal for someone who had powers. "I bet you're all wondering what I can do." His scarf began to levitate off of his neck and flatten out in midair. It began to expand to the size of a magic carpet. redwood stepped onto it and sat down. He began to sing...

[center]"I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?" [/center]

He then put his groceries down on it, and stepped off. The scarf, turned 'magic carpet', transformed again into a little elf-shaped creature, who took his groceries and ate them in their packaging. The elf-shaped fabric creature would then turn into something like a crochet bag and lie lifeless on the floor, with the groceries inside.

"So, yes, I'm redwood lane, no capital letters. I was raised by lesbian women, who later on had a dispute. My mother kicked me out because I was trying to defend my other mom. Now I live off the chance of my clothes selling online." He went to go pick up his bag.