"Well, I don't know what we can see yet. I'm sure we'll come across something you'll like eventually, though. Even a small town like this should have something." James explained, scratching his chin. He gave a small smile as he saw the girl grow excited.
"I don't think I can let you see any secret adult stuff, though." he continued. "After all, it's secret adult stuff for a reason."

The knight stopped in front of a tavern. "The Jolly Hippogriff. I guess this will have to do. I hope they have real beds." James said, dismounting. He tied Calvin to a rail, and lifted his daughter off the horse. Holding her hand in his, he stepped into the smelly bar, eyeing its customers and drunkards.