It's a nice side-benefit, but that wasn't my intent ^_^;

Anyway, Krov Piyavki is accepted. I read his entire CS in a thick Russian accent, which made the below sentence hilarious to me.
[quote=KaijuBaragon]His family lived in small dilapidated shack like house on the outskirts of Moscow.[/quote]
Never in my life have I been so happy that somebody skipped a one-letter word.