It makes me wonder, what'd be worse; Drunk vs Stoned Night Elves? I suppose the latter would mean less collateral damage?

And I'd be careful about where you'd wish for a home, especially if you're considering the elves..
As far as I recall, they spend the vast majority of their time outside in the woods. A daily experience as survivorman could get a bit strenuous over time, especially for a posh belf :P