Think of it as a chapter in a book. Timeskipping through it would be very, very sad. But, taking my good time and splitting it into the 3-6 posts that it should be would take up too much of everyone else's time.

[b]"On that day, Roleplayer Guild received a grim reminder: we lived in fear of the Post Length and were disgraced to live in these cages we called timeskips."[/b]

...damn it, now I'm parodying Attack on Titan of all things.