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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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So

Apparently in '98, a girl with NO WORKING LADYBITS (read: no vagina) got pregnant after she gave oral sex to her boyfriend and got a stab wound in her stomach from an ex-lover.

not even fucking kidding
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Rare
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my face and reaction when I read the link

Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Lady Squee
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'88.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by ActRaiserTheReturned
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What the fuck real life? WHAT THE FUCK?

This is a Youtube video of Cyanide and Happiness, not something that's supposed to happen.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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From what I'm reading here, it looks like the pregnancy delayed some serious problems that she would have had if her uterus had continued to shed lining without the material being able to escape. Not that a knife wound, unexpected pregnancy and caesarean aren't huge problems by themselves (at that age too), or that the accumulating blood wouldn't have had to be addressed later on, but it's worth noting.

This is just fascinating all-round.

E: Also,
Article said ... Doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean ... Whatever the true story of the woman, and her now grown son ...

Glad to know they both seem to have made it through this OK.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Awson
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So now women have a good excuse not to swallow.

"Sorry boo, I don't wanna get pregnant in the off chance that I get stabbed any time soon."
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gwazi Magnum
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You mean the sperm wasn't already digested enough to not be able to work?
I'm going to expect whatever kid get's born from this to have some serious birth defects.

Nevermind, said that just by looking at the article name (was feeling to tired to read atm, but I had to stay up for something regardless so I figured I should give it a better peek while waiting).

Apparently sperm really is hardy... cause the kid was apparently healthy.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Aragorn
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SCIENCE
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Larfleeze
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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Life, uh, finds a way.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Awson
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idlehands said
Life, uh, finds a way.


Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Dervish
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idlehands said
Life, uh, finds a way.




I am ashamed I didn't think of this.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by PrimezTime
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Hey she really finds a way to duck herself. Duck auto correct!
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